The voice strings of our fine ensemble. His fine tuned vocal cords forced Pavarotti to give up opera and pursue a career in eating. Born in Bosnia, devirginized in Serbia, taxed in Belgium and fucked all over the world, Don Alejandro is a true master of shameless self promotion and tit grabbing.
His early career as a porn star didn't last for long however, as the market for small dick pornstars was even smaller than his member. Thus, our brave Captain pursued a different calling. He is a doctor now.
DON RUI MARQUES TAVARES DA SILVA ARDENTE
Not only did this infantile Portuguese guitar player father two children to an amazing woman, he also managed to put the Aguardente together as a band, and ADHD ridden as he is, he went and father two more bands he plays with - Bark and Marginal.
He is often to be found drunk.
DON MARTIN FURIA ARDENTE
Argentinian dreadlocks monster from Buenos Aires spent his youth dreaming of having a better hair that Max Cavalera, and while working hard to achieve that he managed to start now legendary Argentinian band Jesus Martyr. Then he met an incredibly tolerant and patient lady from Holland, got married and gave up the life of metal super star... or so he thought.
But Gods of Noise had a different plan for him, as soon upon his arrival to Benelux, he became a leading force of Aguardente.
He also makes babies, works as a sound engineer and is a major player in Benelux Rock and Metal scene, where he produced and birthed a plethora of fucked up bands that will make your dick limp, nipples hard and ears bleeding. He also plays with Rui in Marginal.
DON WARD VAN DER STRAETEN
Now this sick Belgian motherfucker is a special case... Besides having a fetish for Ardennes, he also has the hottest wife of all members and he beats those drums like he really doesn't like 'em. Many a cymbals have broken under his mighty hands, and his playing style can mildly described as -how the fuck did just do that.
An exceptional navigator, herbalist and flower appreciator, he is also an amazing DJ when it comes to the crappies dance tunes of the 90s that simply force the drunk crowd to move their gluteus maximus muscles on the dance floor.
Together with Rui, he plays in Bark to a great grievance of his drum kit.
And last, but not least
DON TOM DOOF ARDENTE
Shortest in name, but longest in cock, this ethereal humanoid was born in a hospital, where he still lives, although they do allow him to leave the sanatorium when Aguardente plays, much to joy of other patients.
Back in a day, while Alejandro still did porn they played together in a psychedelic outfit of Lance Sefiroth. His bass playing skills are recognized by many other bands as he performed with Capsule and at some point with Diablo Boulevard as a substitute player.
Lover of fine tea and coffee, he is the only real pirate of the crew, a qualified navy captain and incredible carpenter. Unlike Jesus, he does not suffer from a voice of heavenly father talking to him. He does hear some other voices tho.
But wait there is more.
The beginnings of Aguardente were marked by other two individuals Geller van Reeth and Mike Veerman, who were the founding members and who are still our dear friends and supporters..
In addition, three more fuckheads are important to the existence of Agurdente, as they often jump in to replace some our members in times of need :
Jorn Van der Straeten - the brother of Don Ward and member of Bark,
Filip Aerts - Greek tattoo master psycho who learns anything on bass in 4 hours or less and
Jeroen de Vriese - an exemplary father with a super hot wife, fucked up band called Bliksem, incessant need to show his cock and can often be found sleeping beneath a bar stool.
With such a winning team... how could we ever sound like anything but Aguardente.
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